"This way the one world government can manipulate the results of races, EVEN AT CLUB LEVEL! I’ve seen it."

The Crank Talks About Cycling Equipment .....

As far as I’m concerned there's no point in buying a complete “racing” bike. If you do, you’re a hopeless mug and deserve whatever you get.

The big companies want you to believe that you’ve got the best deal. That way their designated riders get to use the “real” gear and have an advantage.

Shimano and Campag really are the one company and that one company is owned by the United Nations.

This way the one world government can manipulate the results of races, EVEN AT CLUB LEVEL! I’ve seen it.

No, what you have to do is buy medium level gear and customise it. Also never, never, put matching sets together. So boys and girls get out your gearing charts and your drills its time to strike a blow for democracy.

ABOUT THE CRANK BY JOHN CASKEY

The Crank is the embodiment of archetypal cranky veteran bike riders, whose worn out bike riding stories are embellished each time they are recounted. Hard as nails The Crank is a devious scoundrel who rides roughshod over anyone who has the misfortune to meet him. This Crank story by John Caskey.

"This way the one world government can manipulate the results of races, EVEN AT CLUB LEVEL! I’ve seen it."